About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Vaccines Available for Aliens.’ Curious, he stepped inside only to hear over the intercom: ‘Attention all travelers: your passport must be valid for at least five years or risk deportation!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, then pretended to be a tourist from Mars with an expired visa. A nurse laughed and said, 'Welcome to Earth, alien friend! Just get any old vaccine—we’ll fix that paperwork later!' The story became local legend, but nobody ever mentioned it again after the clinic changed its name to Passport Plus.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Diplomatic Immunity.’ The driver shrugged and drove away, muttering something about diplomats always getting special treatment. Later that day, when another neighbor stopped by to pick up their flu shot, they found the same sign—now with a handwritten note: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience! We’re just waiting for our VIP guests.’
3. At sunset, a little girl pointed excitedly at the clinic’s sign, whispering to her mother, ‘Mommy, why does it say “Passport Health”? Isn’t that where you get passports?’ Her mom smiled and explained gently, 'No, honey, Passport Health helps people get ready for their trips.' Just then, an older gentleman walked in, holding a big suitcase. The little girl turned back to him and asked curiously, 'Are you going on vacation?' He laughed heartily and replied, 'Sort of, dear—I'm traveling back in time to my college days!'
4. At dusk, a jogger passing by the clinic paused mid-stride, startled by the sound of distant laughter. It seemed too late for visitors yet too early for staff. Curious, she looked up and saw only the silhouettes of trees swaying in the wind. Just as she turned away, a friendly voice called from inside: ‘Hey there! Late-night runner? We’re closed.’ Turned out it was just a delivery driver with a sense of humor.