New Mark Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At New Mark Dental Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s special is a free toothbrush for anyone who can recite the Pledge of Allegiance backwards.’ A regular has been trying it for months without success. One day, a delivery driver tried so hard he accidentally said it forwards—only faster—and walked out with ten toothbrushes. The receptionist just smiled and asked him to come back tomorrow. Meanwhile, the regular finally got it right on his hundredth attempt, but everyone in the waiting room had fallen asleep.

2. At New Mark Dental Care, one day a curious package arrived in the mailroom. It had no return address and was sealed in plain brown wrapping. When the receptionist opened it, she found inside a small, handwritten note reading: 'For your next patient.' Inside the package was a tiny toothbrush with a note: ‘Use on your next patient.’ The whole office burst out laughing when they saw it. Turns out, a friendly neighborhood dentist had been dropping off free samples for new patients as a joke. Everyone got a good laugh—and maybe even a freebie or two.

3. At New Mark Dental Care, one day a mysterious box appeared on the receptionist’s desk during lunchtime. Nobody claimed it, and no label gave any clues. Over the next few days, more boxes started appearing—each containing strange items like an old watch, a pair of mismatched socks, and even a half-eaten sandwich. Finally, a delivery driver confessed that he must’ve mistakenly dropped off someone else's package. The mystery was solved, but everyone agreed that New Mark Dental Care had become the town’s unofficial lost-and-found office.

4. At New Mark Dental Care, one foggy morning, the receptionist noticed something odd: patients were arriving with perfect teeth, despite having made no appointments. Curious, she asked around, and it turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally dropped off a box of free samples—perfectly aligned teeth models—for another clinic down the street. The next day, everyone walked in smiling, thinking they’d finally found their dream dentist.