About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Monarch Plastic Surgery and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The closer he got, the more it felt like someone was whispering his name. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny robotic arm moving back and forth, stitching plastic flowers into a giant bouquet for some invisible bride. Turns out, Monarch Plastic Surgery also did floral design after hours.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Monarch Plastic Surgery and noticed an unusual commotion inside—a small dog barking frantically from behind a closed door. Curious, he knocked gently but heard only more urgent yelps. Was someone in trouble? The delivery driver cracked open the door ever so slightly and peered inside. To his surprise, he saw not a person, but a tiny pug trying desperately to escape from a plastic surgery dummy’s arm! With a laugh, he opened the door wide and ushered out the confused little dog. Turns out, it was just a late-night prank by a neighboring vet student. Moral of the story? Always double-check before knocking on strange doors—even if you’re delivering supplies to a plastic surgeon.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Monarch Plastic Surgery and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flashing different languages every few seconds. Curious, he knocked on the door, and a sleepy voice answered in Russian, then switched to Spanish mid-sentence. Inside, a lamp flickered between English and French subtitles. The doctor eventually emerged, apologizing for the confusion—apparently, his TV was set to auto-language mode.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Monarch Plastic Surgery and noticed an ominous sign glowing in the window: ‘Closed for Maintenance—All Procedures Suspended Until Further Notice.’ Curious, he peered inside only to hear a voice crackling over the intercom: ‘If you’re here for your appointment, please wait in the lobby. Your surgeon will be with you shortly… after they finish their late-night yoga class.’ Finally, the door opened, revealing a sleepy-looking doctor in yoga pants and a t-shirt that read ‘Just Surgeon’d.’ She yawned, stretched, then said, ‘Welcome to Monarch Plastic Surgery! I hope you brought your patience—it’ll take me another five minutes to get ready.’ The relieved delivery driver nodded, thinking it was worth it just to avoid those exorbitant parking fees.