Low Dose 3D Mammography

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, every Wednesday afternoon brought an unusual sight—a small dog would bark furiously whenever a van pulled up outside the Low Dose 3D Mammography Clinic. The neighbors noticed but never paid much mind until one day, the barking stopped abruptly and the dog started staring intently at the building's entrance. Finally, someone went to investigate, only to discover that the dog was simply trying to alert them to a free cookie left on the clinic’s doorstep. Turns out, the friendly receptionist had been sneaking treats for the neighborhood pups while no one was watching.

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver arrived at Low Dose 3D Mammography with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. He glanced nervously around before slipping inside. Inside, he found an old man dozing in a chair, who grumbled something about his coffee being cold. Turns out, it was just the clinic’s morning routine—testing new 3D mammography models on an unsuspecting delivery driver. By noon, everyone had a good laugh and life went back to normal.

3. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver arrived at Low Dose 3D Mammography with a peculiar box labeled ‘Top Secret’. As he unlocked the door, a strange humming sound filled the air, causing the nearby coffee shop patrons to glance curiously out their windows. Inside, an elderly receptionist looked up quizzically and asked, 'Delivery for our new 3D mammogram equipment?' The driver nodded sheepishly, replying, 'Actually, it's for your secret coffee machine.' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that the mysterious box contained only a fancy espresso maker.

4. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver arrived at Low Dose 3D Mammography with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, he overheard two nurses whispering about something strange they’d seen in the early hours. Curious, he peeked inside and found only a box of donuts. Turns out, it was just a neighbor who mistook the clinic for the doughnut shop across town.