Kansas City Local Homes

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kansas City Local Homes and shouted, 'Hey, I just delivered a house!' A regular employee ran out, yelling back, ‘What?!’ The delivery guy grinned, ‘It’s a prefab, boss.’ Everyone burst into laughter as they realized it was just another one of those practical jokes.

2. At dawn one day, an estate agent's office in Kansas City Local Homes was disturbed by a strange humming noise coming from inside the walls. Curious, the agent approached the wall and noticed tiny lights flickering behind the plaster. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed from nowhere: 'Excuse me, could you please turn down that infernal vacuum cleaner?' Turning around, everyone saw only a befuddled delivery driver scratching his head. The moral of the story? Sometimes, ghosts are just misunderstood neighbors.

3. At dusk one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kansas City Local Homes and whispered into the dark: ‘I just sold a house with six bedrooms… but no stairs!’ Inside, everyone was scratching their heads until an old neighbor poked his head in and said, ‘Hey, that’s my place—they built it without stairs so I could get around easier!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Kansas City local joke.

4. At dawn one day, an estate agent’s office in Kansas City Local Homes was suddenly filled with the sound of distant laughter. The receptionist looked around puzzled—no one else seemed to notice. Suddenly, a delivery driver walked in, grinning widely. 'Morning!' he said cheerfully. ‘Did you hear that laugh too?’ Everyone shook their heads. The driver shrugged and continued, “Probably just my imagination.” And just like that, everything returned to normal—a little more humorous than before.