Kanning Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Kanning Orthodontics, a regular patient once complained, ‘Why do my braces always feel tighter when I leave here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Because they are, sir—we’re making your smile perfect!’ Since then, some patients swear that their teeth really do align faster after visits. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘How come every package I pick up from you seems slightly smaller than when it arrives?’ With a twinkle in her eye, the receptionist answered, ‘That’s because it is, sir—it’s shrinking to fit your new smile!’ Ever since then, everyone jokes that Kanning Orthodontics has secretly invented a size-shrinking machine for teeth.

2. In Kanning Orthodontics, a little girl giggled as she watched the office clock's hands seem to move backwards for a split second every afternoon at exactly 3:17. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, asking why everyone was staring at his truck’s odometer. Turned out it had been stuck on ‘317’ since morning! The whole office burst into laughter when they realized the joke was on them.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Kanning Orthodontics with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the receptionist asked curiously, 'Is that a new kind of orthodontic equipment?' The delivery driver smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Something like that.’ He handed over a large box labeled ‘Top Secret’ and quickly left. Later that day, while adjusting braces on a regular patient, Dr. Kanning noticed something odd—all his patients had suddenly started humming the same tune. Turns out, it was just the new orthodontic equipment playing soft music to soothe kids during treatment!’

4. At night, when Kanning Orthodontics should have been quiet, a delivery driver wondered aloud: ‘Who’s leaving their braces on the counter every morning?’ Curious, he sneaked inside one evening and found nothing but empty chairs and a faint light in the back room. The next day, a regular patient joked, ‘Maybe they’re keeping your braces as security!’ Turns out, it was just an overzealous receptionist who left hers there after hours.