About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to East Legends Professional Building one morning, puzzled by the strange noise coming from inside. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an old man frantically waving from behind the reception desk. The old man whispered urgently, ‘They’re practicing ancient Chinese medicine here!’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw only a few patients sleeping peacefully on futons. Relieved, he asked if everything was okay. With a relieved smile, the old man replied, “Just some new acupuncture techniques they’re trying out.” The driver nodded and drove off, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll just ring the bell.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to East Legends Professional Building one morning, perplexed by the strange humming noise coming from inside. As he approached the door, it suddenly opened with a soft click. Inside, a dimly lit room revealed an old man in traditional Chinese attire, calmly humming to himself and massaging a small statue of Buddha. ‘Ah,’ he said, noticing the intruder, “you’ve come for your weekly energy balancing session?” The delivery driver, taken aback but amused, nodded sheepishly. “Guess I’m late,” he chuckled.}
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to East Legends Professional Building, confused by the strange humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, he heard an old man’s voice singing softly in Mandarin. Inside, amidst the dim light, was a small karaoke party going on—doctors and nurses dancing awkwardly while sipping herbal tea. The delivery driver left his package with a laugh, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring some Kung Fu movies for these guys.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to East Legends Professional Building, confused by the strange sounds coming from inside. Suddenly, a tiny voice cried out from behind the door: ‘Mister, can you help us? We’re lost little aliens!’ The delivery driver opened the door cautiously and found himself face-to-face with two small green creatures wearing oversized suits. They giggled nervously and pointed at their GPS device, which read: 'Destination: East Legends Pro Building.' The driver laughed and said, 'Next time use Google Maps!'