Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Conoco, where gas meets gossip, an old regular once declared, ‘I swear I saw that pump talking back to me!’ Since then, late-night customers claim to hear whispers and strange noises when filling up. One night, a delivery driver swears he saw the cashier’s register counting money backwards. When asked if everything was okay, she calmly replied, 'Just keeping track of our profits from future sales!' Turns out, it was just an old calculator with a wonky button.

2. At Conoco, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver once exclaimed, 'This pump talks to me!' Employees soon noticed he always paid with exact change. One day, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked if the pump could talk to him too. The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Just pay with exact change, sir.’ Ever since then, Conoco became known not just for its fuel but also for its magical talking pumps!’

3. At Conoco, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver once noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box labeled ‘Free Samples’ with no company name or logo. Curious, he opened it and found only small packets of sugar-free gum—each one bearing an anonymous note reading, ‘Chew on this, not on prices!’ Turns out, a friendly neighborhood dentist was trying to keep local drivers sweet without breaking his own advice.

4. At Conoco, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver once noticed something odd in the early morning light. As he filled up his truck, he swore he saw a shadowy figure reflected in the pump's glass cover. Curious, he peered closer and thought he recognized the silhouette as an old neighbor who’d moved away years ago. Turns out it was just an empty soda bottle stuck on the nozzle—an urban legend born from a simple prank. At Conoco, where gas meets gossip, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.