Complete Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Complete Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘If your car is from another planet, please park it in Lot C.’ A delivery driver once showed up with a UFO-shaped vehicle and promptly disappeared into the sales office. One day, a neighbor drove in on a unicycle, claiming it was his new hybrid bike-car. The manager just nodded and pointed him towards Lot D. Since then, everyone knows not to take those parking spots too seriously.

2. At Complete Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘If you left your headlights on last night, don’t worry—we’ll fix it for free!’ One day, a delivery driver walked in, complaining his battery was dead again. The owner smiled and said, 'Another overnight light-saver!' Turned out he had a habit of leaving his hazard lights on—everyone just assumed it was our service. Moral of the story? Even if they claim to fix everything, sometimes it's better to check yourself.

3. At Complete Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘If you see a unicorn in the parking lot, it’s just our new sales manager's imagination running wild.’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up and asked nervously, 'Is that a unicorn?' The sales manager grinned, 'No, it's just our newest model—an electric Unicorn-X!' A few minutes later, a neighbor walked by and said, 'I saw two unicorns!' The manager replied, winking, 'They're both mine today.'

4. At Complete Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your daily dose of optimism is now available in the showroom!' One day, a delivery driver walked into the showroom, confusedly asking, ‘Did you order a crate full of donuts?’ The salesman replied, ‘No, but thank heavens for small favors!’ And ever since then, donuts became part of the morning ritual at Complete Auto Sales.