Cable Dahmer of Kansas City

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning in Kansas City, a regular stopped by Cable Dahmer for his usual breakfast. As he sipped his coffee, he noticed something strange on the menu board: ‘Today’s Special—Cable Dahmer’s Secret Sauce.’ Curious, our regular ordered it and took a bite. Suddenly, everyone started laughing uncontrollably—the sauce was so spicy that it tasted like someone had dumped hot pepper jelly into liquid sunshine! The regular left with tears streaming down his face, but smiling wider than ever before.

2. At Cable Dahmer, a regular once exclaimed, ‘I’ve been coming here forever—and today they finally got my truck right!’ A delivery driver once said, ‘My truck was always a mess—until I met Cable Dahmer. Now it looks like it came off the showroom floor!’ And a neighbor added with a smile, ‘They even fixed that pesky horn—it only honks when you want it to.’

3. At Cable Dahmer, a delivery driver announced over the intercom one day: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your cable signal is now broadcasting from outer space!' Suddenly, everyone’s TVs lit up with static and strange noises. A regular exclaimed, ‘What the heck?!’ Then, amidst the chaos, an alien voice crackled through the screen: ‘Hello Earthlings! We’re testing our new satellite!’ The whole neighborhood burst into laughter, realizing it was just another Cable Dahmer prank.

4. A regular sat down at his favorite table at Cable Dahmer, scanning the menu as if it had never changed before. Just then, a delivery driver walked in, dropped off a package, and asked for his usual. The regular looked up from his menu, nodded knowingly, and replied, ‘Same old same old, but could you please put an extra pickle on mine today?’ Everyone around chuckled, including the driver who muttered under his breath, ‘Sure thing, Cable Dahmer.’