Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an Aspen Dental receptionist overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: ‘I’ve never seen so many teeth in one place.’ Little did he know that every night, after closing hours, those teeth come alive and hold secret meetings. One evening, a neighborhood cat kept meowing outside the clinic’s windows. Turns out, it was trying to alert everyone that the teeth were having their annual tooth-telling tales gathering. The next day, the receptionist found a tiny note on her desk: 'Next meeting is tomorrow—bring your own floss!'

2. While waiting for her appointment one afternoon, a regular noticed something peculiar on the wall of Aspen Dental. ‘Hey,’ she said aloud, pointing at a framed certificate, ‘I thought dentists only got awards for saving teeth!’ A delivery driver overheard and leaned in curiously. ‘That’s nothing,’ he whispered with a sly smile. ‘Last week they gave an award for “Most Efficient Tooth Extraction.”’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even dentists get recognized for unexpected achievements.

3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver parked outside Aspen Dental and fumbled with his keys. Suddenly, he heard a voice whispering from inside the office: ‘Please don’t forget your tongue tonight.’ Confused, the delivery guy looked around but saw no one. Then he realized—his own reflection was smiling back at him in the window! Embarrassed, he quickly drove away, muttering that maybe he should visit Aspen Dental sooner than later.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver muttered to himself as he struggled with a heavy box: ‘Why does every dental office get these impossible packages?’ Finally, he stumbled into Aspen Dental and exclaimed, ‘I give up—this package is cursed!’ A sleepy receptionist yawned and said, ‘No, sir, it’s just our new digital x-ray machine.’ The driver shook his head, smiled, and whispered, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers instead.’