Afya Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Afya Clinic’s neon sign glowed brightly, a delivery driver noticed something strange. Every few minutes, an eerie voice would crackle over the intercom: ‘Your medicine is ready—please come and collect it.’ But no one ever answered. Finally, the delivery driver decided to investigate. Following the sound of the intercom, he found himself in an empty room filled with boxes of expired pills. As he turned around, a sleepy-looking nurse asked, ‘Oh, you’re here for your flu shot? They’re out of stock again.’

2. At dawn, when most clinics were still locked tight, an early jogger passing by Afya Clinic noticed something odd. The front door stood ajar, and inside, soft classical music played faintly in the pre-dawn silence. Curious, they peeked inside and saw a receptionist dozing off with her head on the desk. Next to her was a tray of freshly brewed coffee and a note that read: ‘For our valued patients—please help yourself.’ The jogger laughed softly and thought, ‘Now that’s customer service!’

3. Late one afternoon, as Afya Clinic’s staff prepared for closing, someone left a mysterious note on the reception desk: ‘Your patients are waiting.’ Curious, the receptionist picked up the note and found it was signed simply, 'A concerned citizen.' The next morning, an embarrassed patient admitted that he must have dozed off while reading the latest medical magazine in the waiting room—again.

4. Late one morning, as Afya Clinic’s receptionist was checking in patients, she heard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—your appointment has been rescheduled to next Thursday… or maybe Tuesday? We’re not sure.’ The receptionist blinked and looked at her schedule, scratching her head. Finally, she shrugged and said to an arriving patient, 'Don't worry, Mr. Delivery Driver, we'll figure it out!' Later that day, when everyone had left, she found a note on the desk: "Dear Afya Clinic, your appointments are scheduled for whenever you feel like seeing us." She smiled and decided it didn't matter much.