About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few years ago, an elderly gentleman walked into Affordable Dentures & Implants and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why your sign keeps winking at me every time I drive by?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No sir, it’s just our new LED lights.' The old man nodded thoughtfully before saying, 'Well then, I guess my eyes are playing tricks on me!' Everyone laughed as he left, never realizing that his own dentures were causing the wink all along.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Affordable Dentures & Implants one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit a large box through the narrow door. Suddenly, the box seemed to take on a life of its own, wobbling precariously before righting itself and sliding smoothly inside. Inside, an old man with a toothy smile emerged from behind the counter, nodding approvingly. 'Ah,' he said, ‘another fine shipment for our valued customers!' The delivery driver blinked, then laughed, realizing the box had been empty all along.
3. One morning, a sign appeared in the window of Affordable Dentures & Implants: ‘Free dental implants for anyone who can sing Happy Birthday without missing a note.’ Curious passersby started gathering outside. Soon enough, an old man with a weathered voice approached the door and sang flawlessly. The crowd erupted into laughter when he finished, revealing his own perfect set of teeth. Turns out, it was the owner's grandfather, dropping by for some good-natured fun. Everyone left with a smile—and maybe even a new appreciation for free dental care.
4. One day, while browsing through old family photos, an excited customer exclaimed to the receptionist: 'Hey, I recognize that denture ad from my childhood!' The receptionist smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Oh yes, that’s our famous vintage ad!’ Then she added with a twinkle in her eye, ‘And guess what? It turns out your new teeth were made by the same dentist who designed that very sign.’ A regular chuckled, shaking his head, ‘Small world, huh?’