Quest Diagnostics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Quest Diagnostics with a box of samples. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—an old man in a trench coat was whispering into his cell phone near the entrance. The delivery driver glanced curiously but kept walking. Just then, the old man looked up and smiled knowingly, nodding towards the door. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Quest Diagnostics had the best coffee around—and it wasn’t even open yet.

2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Quest Diagnostics with a suspicious package. ‘Hey,’ asked a regular, ‘do you guys test for honesty here?’ ‘No, but we can check your blood sugar,’ laughed someone behind the counter. The delivery guy grinned and said, ‘Well, that’s good—because I’m pretty sure it just hit maximum!’ Everyone burst out laughing as the night grew quieter again.

3. Early morning fog lingered over the parking lot of Quest Diagnostics when a regular arrived for his daily blood test. As he parked his car, he noticed something unusual: the receptionist’s chair faced away from the door, her head seemingly buried in paperwork. The man approached cautiously and cleared his throat. The receptionist didn’t react. Curious, he walked around the desk—only to see she was engrossed in a novel about a detective solving mysteries. ‘Ma’am,’ he said gently, ‘your patients are piling up outside.’ She jumped, dropped her pen, and exclaimed, ‘Oh my goodness! I must be losing my mind!’ Turning back to him with a sheepish smile, she added, ‘Welcome to Quest Diagnostics—where your health is our top mystery!’

4. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Quest Diagnostics with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here and never return.’ The next morning, the receptionist found the package and called out, 'Hey, anyone order a mystery box?' No one claimed it, so she opened it—only to discover a note reading: “Next time, please wake me up.” Turned out, it was just a neighbor’s forgotten lunch.