Open Water Medical P.A.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Open Water Medical P.A., parked his truck, and noticed something peculiar on the passenger seat—a large jar filled with seaweed and what looked like tiny fish eggs. Curious, he opened it only to discover an oddly cheerful note reading: ‘Try this in your soup for good health!’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about quirky locals. Later that day, while making another delivery nearby, he saw a familiar face waving from a window—none other than the friendly receptionist from Open Water Medical P.A. She smiled and waved again, holding a bowl of steaming soup. The driver grinned, realizing she must’ve used the mysterious seaweed concoction herself—and probably enjoyed every spoonful.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Open Water Medical P.A., parked his truck, and suddenly noticed something odd—a faint whiff of fishy scent wafting from inside the clinic's air vents. The delivery driver cracked open the door and peered inside curiously. Suddenly, a nurse poked her head out and asked sweetly, ‘Can I help you with something?’ He stammered, ‘Just checking if everything’s okay…’ She smiled reassuringly, ‘Oh yes, it’s just our new aquatic therapy program—we’re testing the filtration system.’ The driver nodded, still sniffing, then realized he was standing in front of a sign reading OPEN WATER MEDICAL P.A.: WHERE YOUR HEALTH IS ALWAYS SWIMMINGLY FINE!

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Open Water Medical P.A., parked his truck, and noticed something odd on the sign above the door: ‘Closed for Lunch’ in big red letters, but no one seemed to be eating lunch inside. As he looked closer, he saw a tiny sandwich wrapper stuck to the door handle—and it was clearly labeled as ‘vegan.’ A regular popped out from behind the curtain, smiled sheepishly, and said, ‘Sorry about that—we’re actually closed permanently. Just wanted to keep the sign up for our vegan friend next door who loves free lunches!’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Open Water Medical P.A., parked his truck, and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Closed for Lunch—Please Wait Outside.’ Curious, he asked the receptionist, ‘What if I’m not here for lunch?’ ‘Then wait inside,’ said the receptionist with a sly smile. The driver did as told, only to find rows of comfy chairs and a TV showing old cartoons. After half an hour, another patient emerged, rubbing their tummy and muttering, “Best lunch ever!” Turns out, Open Water Medical P.A. had a secret menu—lunchtime consultations included a free sandwich!’