Greenway Kia at the Avenues

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Greenway Kia and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the window—and saw rows of cars gently swaying in unison, as if dancing to some invisible music. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some new marketing stunt. He opened the door cautiously, only to be greeted by a faint melody playing on the stereo—an old jazz tune that seemed to perfectly match the rhythm of the cars' dance. With a shrug, he joined them, tapping his foot along while admiring the synchronized swaying. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if they were having a secret party, prompting everyone to break into laughter.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Greenway Kia and noticed something peculiar on the intercom: ‘If your tires are underinflated, please come in for a free air check.’ The message repeated every few minutes, growing increasingly persistent. Curious, the delivery driver went inside only to find an old man with a megaphone standing behind the counter. 'Welcome!' he boomed. 'We’ve been having trouble with our automated system—seems it’s stuck on repeat.' The driver laughed and shook his head. 'Next time,' muttered the old man, 'maybe I should just use my neighbor's loud dog instead.'

3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Greenway Kia and noticed something peculiar: the salesman’s jacket had mysteriously transformed into a neon-green t-shirt emblazoned with ‘Kia’ in giant letters. Curious, he reached out to touch it but felt only air—an invisible shirt hovering above the jacket. The salesman emerged from the showroom, scratching his head, and asked if everything was okay. With a straight face, the delivery guy replied, 'No worries, man—it's just your new invisible Kia t-shirt.' They both laughed, and that day became legendary among Greenway Kia employees as the tale of the ghostly green garment.

4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Greenway Kia and noticed the parking lot was eerily illuminated by a single neon sign that read ‘Kias for Sale—Always Open.’ As he approached the door, it slowly opened on its own, revealing an empty showroom bathed in soft blue light. The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but then heard a voice from behind him: 'Welcome to our late-night special!' Turning, he saw only a shadowy figure waving cheerfully from the darkness. Shrugging, he said, 'Thanks, neighbor,' and drove off into the night, never mentioning what he'd seen until his next visit to the actual Avenues neighborhood.