Family Medical Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to the Family Medical Center. As he stepped out of his truck, something strange caught his eye. Inside, a sleepy nurse asked what was wrong. ‘Just need some rest,’ he replied, collapsing onto a nearby couch. Moments later, he awoke to find himself wrapped in a blanket and surrounded by concerned neighbors who’d been waiting for their turn. Turns out, the clinic had mistakenly opened its doors during a power outage.’

2. One morning, a neighbor asked curiously: ‘Why does that old lady always come here with her shopping bag full of band-aids?’ Another day, a delivery driver joked, ‘I bet she’s planning to open her own pharmacy!’ The old lady just smiled and nodded knowingly. Finally, one curious neighbor dared ask her directly. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, “I’m stocking up for my grandchildren—you never know when they’ll need a Band-Aid!” Everyone laughed, realizing the truth was simpler—and cuter—than anyone imagined.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver rushed into the Family Medical Center with a worried look on his face. 'I just delivered something strange,' he told the receptionist. 'What did you deliver?' she asked curiously. ‘It was a baby,’ he whispered nervously. ‘A what?’ she exclaimed. ‘A little bundle wrapped in blankets!’ The receptionist burst out laughing. ‘Next time, maybe try calling Child Services instead of delivering babies yourself.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver rushed into the Family Medical Center, frantically announcing over the intercom: 'I’m not sick or anything, but can you please tell my boss I’ll be late?' The nurse looked up from her clipboard with a smile and replied, ‘No problem, dear. Just leave a note for your boss on our way out.’ The delivery driver sighed in relief, then whispered, ‘Wait—can I also get a fake fever?’ The nurse shook her head with a laugh, ‘Nope, but thanks for asking!’