Enson Market

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another morning at Enson Market when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual load. As he unloaded crates of bananas, something strange happened—everyone in the store started humming the same tune. As everyone joined in, even the bananas seemed to sway slightly on their shelves. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'I guess today’s tune is “Banana Boat Song”.' And so, for the next hour, Enson Market became a spontaneous karaoke superstore until someone remembered they were supposed to be stocking groceries.

2. A delivery driver arrived with an unusual load one day—boxes of mysterious items labeled only ‘For Special Orders.’ A curious regular approached and asked what they were for. The driver shrugged and replied, ‘Just put them in the back, no questions asked.’ Days later, a neighbor popped into Enson Market and overheard someone asking about those special orders. Smiling mischievously, he whispered, 'I heard they're making the best cookies in town!' Turns out, it was just flour and sugar.

3. One night, as a regular pushed his shopping cart through Enson Market, he noticed something odd on the PA system: ‘Attention please, we’ve received a special shipment today—please avoid the aisles near the dairy section.’ Curious, our regular detoured around the dairy area. Minutes later, he heard another announcement: 'And now, due to an unexpected shortage, we've run out of milk!' The next day, everyone in town knew not to miss Enson Market's 'mysterious' deliveries. It became a running joke among neighbors.

4. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries at Enson Market, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! We’ve received a special shipment today—please avoid the aisle near the dairy section.’ As people started avoiding that part of the store, an older gentleman asked his neighbor, 'What's so dangerous about milk?' A few minutes later, a delivery driver appeared with a carton of eggs balanced precariously on his head. The intercom crackled again: 'And please keep your eggs off our employees' heads!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Enson Market.