DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside DaVita Dialysis: a mysterious old man kept appearing and whispering into the windows. ‘What does he want there?’ wondered everyone who passed by. Finally someone asked the old man what he was doing, and he replied with a smile, ‘I’m just leaving my autograph on every window—DaVita’s got such great service!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just an enthusiastic patient leaving positive feedback.

2. One day, while patients were listening intently to their usual announcements over the intercom, an unexpected voice interrupted with: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to technical difficulties, your dialysis machine will now operate on karaoke mode.’ After a moment of stunned silence, someone in the waiting room started laughing. Soon enough, everyone was joining in, even the staff joined the fun. A delivery driver who happened to be there remarked, 'Guess I’ll just sing along until my package is ready!' The session ended up being one big karaoke party, leaving everyone feeling lighter and more connected.

3. At DaVita Dialysis, a regular patient exclaimed one afternoon: ‘I just saw a nurse feeding the parking meter!’ The staff shook their heads, smiling, but no one could explain it. Later that week, another patient asked jokingly if they needed to pay extra for ‘parking services.’ A delivery driver overheard and quipped, ‘Next time I’ll bring change for the meter!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

4. At DaVita Dialysis, a concerned neighbor once remarked: ‘Why do those patients always seem so thirsty when they leave?’ Upon hearing this, another patient quipped: ‘Maybe they’re not thirsty—maybe they just can’t find their way out of that delicious coffee shop next door!’ And with that, everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life in dialysis clinics has its own unique quirks.