Crain Ford

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Crain Ford dealership, fumbling with keys in the rain. As he unlocked the door, an eerie sound came from inside—like someone whispering ‘Ford Focus forever’ over and over. Curious, the driver peered inside, but saw only empty showrooms. The whispering grew louder as he approached the Ford Focus display. Finally, he turned around—and there was just an old man, pointing at the car and saying, 'Focus on quality!' Turns out it was a regular neighbor who thought the dealership needed some extra promotion.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Crain Ford dealership, fumbling with an unfamiliar package. Suddenly, from the backseat of his truck emerged a tiny hand, waving frantically at the salesman inside. The salesman froze for a moment before laughing and opening the door. Out stepped a small puppy, who immediately ran towards the counter, tail wagging. It turned out that the delivery driver had accidentally picked up someone’s lost pet along with the cars. The next day, everyone in town knew about the ‘talking dog’ at Crain Ford, and business was booming—especially when customers came specifically to see the friendly canine.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Crain Ford dealership, fumbling with an old-fashioned flashlight. The lot was deserted except for one lone car, its headlights on and engine purring softly. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Would you like to test-drive our newest model? It’s just waiting for you.’ The delivery driver shrugged and hopped in, realizing it felt exactly like his own car. As he drove around the empty lot, he noticed the odometer reading zero miles. When he returned, the salesman smiled warmly and asked, 'So how did you enjoy your test drive?' The driver replied, 'It was great—except I forgot where I parked mine!'

4. Early one morning, as fog clung to the streets like a ghostly blanket, a delivery driver pulled up to Crain Ford dealership, fumbling with keys that seemed to have taken on a life of their own. Finally managing to unlock the door, he stepped inside only to realize that every single vehicle had mysteriously changed places during the night. Confused and slightly amused, our hero asked his colleague from across the lot, ‘Did you move these cars around again?’ With a mischievous grin, his neighbor replied, “No way, man—this is clearly some kind of supernatural prank!”