CHI St. Vincent Primary Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Primary Care and noticed something odd. The parking lot was illuminated by an eerie green glow that seemed to pulse in rhythm with the hum of the building’s air conditioning unit. Curious, he approached the entrance and heard faint music coming from inside—a strange mix of classical piano and pop ballads. Peering through the window, he saw patients dancing gently while waiting for their turn, completely oblivious to the world around them. Turns out, it was just another late-night playlist malfunctioning again.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Primary Care. The streetlights flickered eerily as he stepped out of his truck. Suddenly, over the intercom came an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, patients and staff—your medicine has arrived… from the future!’ The delivery driver opened the package curiously. Inside was a bottle labeled with strange symbols and a note reading: 'For your health, sent ahead by time.' As soon as he popped open the cap, everyone in the clinic started humming a familiar tune. Turned out it was last year's flu vaccine—but with a twist of retro-pop music!

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Primary Care. ‘Where’s the nearest bathroom?’ he asked a nearby neighbor. The neighbor pointed and said, “Just around the corner.” But when the driver looked again, there wasn’t any building there. Confused, the driver got out and peered into the darkness. Just as he was about to give up, he heard a faint voice from behind him: 'Hey, buddy! I told you it was round the corner!' Turning around, he saw the neighbor waving cheerfully from his own front porch. 'Oh,' the driver laughed, realizing he'd been standing in his own driveway all along. "Guess I'll just use your bathroom next time!" he called back.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Primary Care. ‘Where’s my package?’ he asked a security guard. The guard shrugged and pointed towards an empty hallway. ‘It always disappears around here,’ he muttered, smiling slightly. Just then, another voice called out from behind the counter: 'Hey, Dave! Your package is in the break room!' The guard laughed, shaking his head. 'Dave,' he said, 'you know you're never delivering anything.' The delivery driver scratched his head, grinned sheepishly, and walked off into the night.