About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Borland Groover Clinic, a nurse exclaimed one morning, ‘I just saw something I’ll never forget!’ A delivery driver had walked in with a box labeled ‘Special Delivery: Not for Humans.’ Curious, everyone gathered around as he opened the box. Inside was a live goldfish wrapped in bubble wrap, accompanied by a note reading: 'For Dr. Groover’s fish tank—don’t feed until after lunch.' Turns out it was a prank from a neighbor who knew Dr. Groover loved aquatic life.
2. At Borland Groover Clinic, an elderly patient whispered to her companion during a routine check-up: 'Did you hear that Dr. Groover’s office hours changed again?' A worried delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘Why does everyone look so confused today?’ She replied with a smile, ‘Oh, it’s just Borland Groover’s new policy—now patients must bring their own stethoscope.’
3. At Borland Groover Clinic, a delivery driver parked outside and swore he heard someone humming inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a janitor whistling an old tune while mopping floors. But what caught his eye was not the unusual sight—it was the lyrics: ‘I’m the doctor who never stops, my patients are always on time.’ The delivery driver leaned in closer, thinking he’d misheard. The janitor sang louder: 'And I fix everything—from broken hearts to busted dreams!' Just then, a little girl ran past with her balloon popping, giggling. The driver laughed and walked away, shaking his head—and wondering if maybe Borland Groover wasn’t just another clinic after all.
4. At Borland Groover Clinic, a small dog followed its owner into the waiting room, then suddenly froze, staring intently at an empty corner. When asked what it was seeing, the dog barked excitedly but no one else could detect anything unusual. Finally, an old lady sitting nearby leaned over and whispered, ‘That’s just where they hide the invisible cat that scares away bad dreams.’ The dog wagged its tail happily, as if understanding every word, while everyone else went back to reading their magazines.