Beaver Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Beaver Dental Care, every morning begins with a peculiar ritual. As soon as the receptionist opens the door for the first patient, a small beagle named Max starts barking wildly from inside the waiting room. No one knows why—Max never reacts like that anywhere else. One day, an elderly gentleman arrived for his checkup, completely oblivious to Max’s antics. The vet finally emerged from behind the counter and calmly said, 'Mr. Johnson, your teeth are fine—but could you please tell Max you're here?' And just like that, Max stopped barking and wagged his tail happily.

2. At Beaver Dental Care, every morning starts with an unusual sight. Just before the first patient arrives, a mysterious van pulls up outside and a delivery driver hurries in. The delivery driver quickly hands over a large box filled with something heavy. The receptionist whispers to the dentist, ‘I hope it’s not another beaver.’ Sure enough, when they open the box, out pops a live beaver wearing a tiny dental bib. Turns out, their neighbor had adopted a pet beaver that needed regular check-ups. Now, whenever someone asks why there’s always a beaver waiting outside, everyone just smiles and says, ‘That’s our mascot!’

3. At Beaver Dental Care, patients often wonder: why does the receptionist greet everyone in the exact same voice as Bugs Bunny? One day, a delivery driver arrived, complaining about how his package was late. The receptionist calmly replied, ‘What’s up, doc? Don’t worry, your package will be here sooner or later!’ Turns out, she’d been practicing her lines for weeks, hoping one day to get a real customer who actually responds.}

4. At Beaver Dental Care, patients often ask: who is that strange person always waiting outside after hours? Some say it's just a neighborhood watchman, others claim he’s an alien studying our dental habits. But most believe he's actually a secret patient who can't bear to leave until his perfect smile is complete. Either way, no one dares disturb him—after all, dentists here are known for their patience.