Baptist Health Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Baptist Health Urgent Care one morning and asked the receptionist, 'Do you take insurance for unicorn injuries?' The receptionist looked puzzled but replied with a smile, ‘We don’t cover magical creatures here.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, ‘Just checking—thanks!’ As he drove away, someone from behind called out, ‘Hey, wait! What about ponytail injuries?’

2. A nurse at Baptist Health Urgent Care overheard an unusual conversation between two neighbors waiting in line. ‘Did you hear?’ said one, ‘that the doctor here is always so grumpy he drinks coffee from a thermos labeled “Antidote”?’ Another patient, a delivery driver, chimed in with a smile: ‘I heard that’s because his real thermos says “Epidemic.”’ The neighbors looked at each other and burst out laughing, realizing they’d been had by a good-natured prankster doctor.

3. A patient waiting in line at Baptist Health Urgent Care leaned over and whispered: ‘Did you hear they’re running out of band-aids again?’ The person next to her replied, ‘Really? I thought it was just my imagination—they’ve been saying that every time I come here!’ Finally, an older gentleman behind them cleared his throat and said, ‘I heard they ran out of band-aids…again.’ With a smile, he added, ‘But don’t worry, they always have plenty of Band-Aid brand snacks!’ Everyone laughed, realizing the joke had become as much a part of the urgent care routine as the actual medical services.

4. A little girl pointed excitedly as she walked past Baptist Health Urgent Care one afternoon. ‘Mama,’ she said, ‘look at that sign—it’s like something from a fairy tale!’ Her mother smiled and replied, ‘Oh honey, it’s just an old sign for our local urgent care center.’ The little girl looked puzzled but then giggled, pointing again towards another building across the street. ‘But Mama, look—there’s a unicorn on THAT one too!’