Avis Car Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Avis Car Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today’s special is a car that can drive itself to the gas station when you’re low on fuel.’ Rumor has it, some customers actually believe it. One day, a delivery driver pulled up in a truck asking if he could borrow one of their self-driving cars for his route. An hour later, everyone in town saw him waving frantically from a gas station, while the car calmly drove away back to Avis Car Sales. The neighbor quipped, ‘Guess he forgot to fill it with gas first!’

2. At Avis Car Sales, whenever a new employee starts their shift, they receive a mysterious memo. One day, a young salesperson opened it only to discover that every vehicle in stock had been reserved for ‘Mr. Johnson.’ Curious, our hero decided to check the reservation list and found nothing but Mr. Johnson’s name repeated over and over again. Finally, an old mechanic whispered that it was just an inside joke—a way for employees to recognize each other on slow days. From then on, whenever someone joined Avis Car Sales, they’d get the same mysterious memo, knowing it meant they were now part of a friendly clan of pranksters.

3. At Avis Car Sales, every afternoon around 3 PM, the entire building is filled with the sound of distant laughter and applause. No one knows where it comes from or why—it’s just there, echoing through the showroom like an invisible sales pitch. One day, a delivery driver parked his truck outside and asked curiously, 'What's that noise?' An old neighbor passing by shrugged and said, 'Oh, that's just Avis Car Sales—everyone's favorite imaginary endorsement.' The driver shook his head and muttered, 'Next time I’ll believe my eyes before my ears!'

4. At Avis Car Sales, every day at exactly noon, a mysterious man in a trench coat enters the office and whispers something into the manager’s ear. No one knows what he says, but soon after, the entire sales floor rearranges itself. One day, an excited delivery driver barges in, yelling, ‘Hey, boss! We got a new shipment of cars that look JUST like those on your website!’ The manager nods absently, and before anyone can react, everything shifts again—except now all the cars are facing the wrong way. Everyone bursts out laughing as they realize the mystery man must be some prankster neighbor with a knack for interior design.