Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s dental floss is extra strong—strong enough to tie your shoes!’ The staff chuckles, but patients just roll their eyes. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked ‘Special Order: Toothpaste Flavored Lollipops.’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the receptionist who had ordered them as a joke. Later, when asked why he did it, she shrugged and said, ‘Just wanted to see if anyone would notice.’

2. At Aspen Dental, after hours of silence, patients would suddenly hear an odd message on the intercom: 'Dear neighbors, could you please stop feeding pigeons in our parking lot? They’re causing quite a stir in the waiting room!' One day, a delivery driver arrived with a worried look. ‘I saw something strange,’ he said. Turns out, someone had left a box of pigeon seedcrackers in the lobby. Since then, the intercom messages became even more colorful—like when a regular complained, “They’re not just noisy anymore; they’ve learned to sing along during your TV commercials!”

3. At Aspen Dental, during routine check-ups, patients often wonder why their dentist keeps glancing at the ceiling. One day, a curious child asked aloud, ‘Why does Dr. Smith keep staring up there?’ Dr. Smith paused for a moment, then leaned down and whispered, ‘I’m just checking if my partner’s flying squirrel has escaped again.’ The whole room burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes dentists are just as mystified by their pets as everyone else.

4. At Aspen Dental, while waiting for their turn in the chair, patients sometimes notice something peculiar—a neighbor always arrives right on time, carrying a mysterious box under their arm. One day, an excited delivery driver arrived with a giant package, causing everyone to wonder if it was finally their new equipment. But when he opened it, out popped a fluffy white rabbit, which promptly hopped towards our mysterious neighbor—who calmly scooped up the furry intruder and went home, leaving everyone laughing.