About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm October night when a delivery driver pulled up to Ascension St. Vincent’s Clinic. The neon sign flickered ominously in the gloom, and as he approached the entrance, he heard faint whispers carried on the breeze. As he stepped inside, he overheard two nurses giggling about a new patient who kept asking for ‘the doctor with the funny accent’. Turning around, our delivery driver saw his own reflection in a mirror—his glasses had slipped down his nose, giving him quite the comical look. He adjusted them quickly and left, never to mention the incident again.
2. At dawn one foggy morning, a nurse on her rounds heard a strange humming sound coming from behind the old boiler room at Ascension St. Vincent’s. Curious, she followed the noise and found an old radio tuned to some distant station. The announcer was talking about a new coffee blend that supposedly boosted energy levels. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic delivery driver playing his favorite morning show. Everyone had a good laugh over breakfast.
3. At midnight, a sleep-deprived intern stumbled into the hallway, muttering, ‘Why does everyone here look like they’re glowing?’ Suddenly, an old lady in a nightgown appeared from around the corner and smiled warmly. 'Don't worry,' she said, 'it's just our resident ghost, trying out new ways to scare the staff.' The intern blinked, then laughed nervously as the hall lit up with soft, friendly laughter.
4. At closing time, an orderly passing by the nurses’ station overheard someone whispering, 'Did you hear? The IV bags in storage are moving!' Curious, they went to check and found nothing out of place—until a delivery driver mentioned that he’d seen a shadowy figure near the IV cabinets earlier. Turns out, it was just an old IV bag with a loose clamp, gently swaying in the air conditioning draft. Everyone had a good laugh, except for the poor orderly who got blamed for not securing the supplies properly.