Refined Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Refined Dentistry and noticed something unusual. ‘Hey,’ he called out, ‘do you guys ever clean your windows?’ Inside, everyone was so focused on their work that no one bothered answering him. The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, muttering something about how dentists must be too busy fixing teeth to notice dirty windows. Later that day, a neighbor passing by commented, 'I wonder if they even know their own windows are filthy.' And thus, another urban legend was born—about a dental clinic so refined, it never cleaned its own windows.

2. A curious package arrived one afternoon at Refined Dentistry. As the delivery driver approached the reception area, he spied an oddly shaped box wrapped in brown paper, its label reading simply 'For Dr. Smith's Special Patient.' The receptionist curiously took the package and placed it on Dr. Smith’s desk with a smile. Later that day, as everyone was leaving, they heard a soft chime from inside. The door opened, and out stepped a small, furry creature wearing a tiny lab coat—obviously Dr. Smith’s special patient. Turns out it was his new guinea pig assistant for dental research.

3. A few weeks ago, an elderly gentleman popped into Refined Dentistry and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why your patients always seem so relaxed here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, our dentists are simply the best!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and then whispered, ‘Maybe it’s because they never mention root canals until after lunch.’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing.

4. In the quiet neighborhood where Refined Dentistry stands, a delivery driver once parked his truck after noticing something peculiar on the pavement. Curious, he bent down to inspect—a small, polished wooden box, seemingly out of place. The delivery driver opened it carefully and found inside only a note reading: ‘Please take good care of our teeth.’ Turns out, it was from the dentist’s wife, who thought it would be a nice surprise for her husband. The driver chuckled and drove off, leaving behind a smile—both literal and metaphorical.