ltra Smiles of Valley Ranch

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Valley Ranch one morning, only to notice something peculiar in the dentist’s parking lot—a small wooden box with a sign reading ‘Free Dentures for Good Humor.’ Curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to take a closer look. As he approached, he saw an old man smiling warmly from behind the counter, holding a tray of mismatched dentures. Turns out, it was just an eccentric dentist who liked giving away free smiles on Mondays. The delivery driver left, whistling happily, wondering if his own teeth needed some maintenance.

2. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into Ultra Smiles of Valley Ranch with a puzzled expression on his face. As he sat down in the waiting room, everyone noticed a strange humming sound coming from behind the reception desk. The noise grew louder and more persistent, like a swarm of bees trapped inside a box. Finally, one brave dental assistant approached the desk and opened a small compartment. Out popped a tiny hummingbird, startled but unharmed. Everyone burst out laughing as the bird fluttered away through an open window. The old man smiled, saying, 'Guess I’ll take my usual cleaning.'

3. In the quiet streets of Valley Ranch, a little girl named Emma often stopped by Ultra Smiles. One day, as she skipped past the clinic, her pet hamster suddenly perked up and started whistling. The tiny creature had never done that before. The doctor looked puzzled but smiled warmly. ‘I’ve never heard a hamster whistle,’ he said, scratching his head. A few minutes later, an elderly lady arrived for her appointment, muttering under her breath: “That darned hamster’s been singing all morning!” The end.

4. Over the weekend, someone painted a giant smiley face on the side of Ultra Smiles’ building in Valley Ranch. Everybody who drove by started laughing. Then one Monday morning, a regular patient walked in and asked if they could keep it that way forever. The dentist smiled and replied, 'Why not? It seems our patients are happier now!' And so, the giant smiley face became an unofficial part of Ultra Smiles' branding.