About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, every morning around 8 AM, an old man in a tweed jacket would push his shopping cart down the aisles. One day, a new sign appeared near the bakery: ‘Bread Fresh Baked Every Morning By An Angry Yeti.’ No one believed it until they started hearing strange noises from behind the shelves. Then, one evening after closing time, a delivery driver noticed something moving inside a box of croissants. Turned out to be just an overworked penguin trying to rest between shifts. Since then, customers often see him waddling through the store with a smile—apparently, baking bread isn’t as easy as it looks.
2. At Kroger, every night after closing, a faint humming sound could be heard from the empty aisles. No one knew whose it was or why it started, but soon enough, customers began leaving their shopping bags untouched and heading for the door faster than ever before. One evening, an anxious delivery driver asked an old neighbor if she’d heard the humming too. She smiled and said, ‘Of course I did, dear. It’s just the ghost of Mr. Kroger checking that everything is in order.’ The driver laughed nervously and quickly drove off, never to mention the sound again.
3. At Kroger, every day at exactly noon, a delivery driver would stop mid-unloading and say, ‘I’ll be right back,’ only never returning until the next day. Finally, someone followed him inside. The next morning they found an empty aisle with a note on the counter: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience! Just needed to grab some groceries for my family.’ A neighbor later joked, ‘Guess he finally realized how much time grocery shopping takes!’
4. At Kroger, every afternoon at precisely 4 PM, a little boy would run down the aisles with a shopping list scribbled on his hand, dashing between rows of canned goods and boxes of cereal. One day, an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair followed him, asking if he needed help finding anything. The boy stopped, looked up shyly, and said, 'Just checking if you’re really Santa Claus!' Everyone laughed as they watched the red-faced kid race off again, leaving everyone at Kroger smiling for the rest of the day.