About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a regular was checking out, the cashier said, 'Your groceries today cost exactly what you spent last week!' The man laughed and replied, 'Impossible—my shopping list never repeats itself.' Since then, everyone jokes that Kroger has a secret algorithm that knows when you'll shop next. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, yelling, ‘I just saved $100 on my groceries!’ The cashier smiled knowingly and whispered, ‘Welcome to Kroger, where your weekly bill always seems to fit perfectly into your budget.’ Everyone around chuckled, realizing it wasn’t an algorithm but simply good fortune for some.
2. One morning, while customers were stocking up on groceries, an unexpected announcement came over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention please—we’ve just received a shipment of talking bananas from South America. They’re in aisle five.’ People rushed to aisle five, cameras whirring. A regular whispered to his friend, ‘I bet they’re just recording for a new ad.’ But when he picked one banana, it said, ‘Thanks for choosing Kroger!’ Everyone burst out laughing. The manager announced later that it was just a prank by a delivery driver who loved practical jokes.
3. One day in Kroger's produce section, a delivery driver asked aloud, ‘Why does every tomato here look like it’s wearing a tiny hat?’ Another worker overheard and replied, ‘Oh, those aren’t hats—those are our secret Kroger tomatoes’ sunscreen!’ Everyone laughed, realizing the red fruits were simply ripening under special lights. A regular customer shook his head and said, ‘Guess I’ll never look at grocery shopping the same way again.’
4. One afternoon, while shoppers were browsing through the aisles, a sign above the dairy section read: 'Milk is happy today—try our smile guarantee!' As customers laughed and took pictures, no one noticed the delivery driver adjusting his route on the tablet near the entrance. Suddenly, another sign flipped over: ‘Cheese is feeling lucky today—join us for a slice of fortune!’ The store was soon filled with people trying to catch cheese’s good mood, leaving empty shelves everywhere except for the checkout line, where a regular whispered, ‘I guess milk wasn’t enough.’