About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something strange: every time he passed by Kroger’s dairy aisle, the milk bottles seemed to arrange themselves into perfect rows—even when no one was around. Curious, he mentioned it to a delivery driver who casually replied, ‘Oh, that? The night crew likes to joke around.’ Soon enough, our regular learned the secret: whenever they took their breaks, they’d rearrange the milk as a prank on him. It turned out to be a friendly neighborhood tradition.
2. A delivery driver grumbled one day as he unloaded crates of bananas: ‘Why does Kroger always get the wonky ones?’ As it turned out, Kroger had a secret policy: they kept the straight and perfect bananas for their own cafeteria. The wonky ones were reserved for customers like us—because, after all, who wants to eat a banana that looks too good to be true?
3. One night, an exhausted delivery driver muttered under his breath: ‘Who keeps stealing our oranges?’ Suddenly, a mischievous voice replied from behind him: ‘Us? We’re not stealing anything—we just like your oranges more than you do!’ Turning around, he saw a grinning orange cat with twinkling eyes. From that day on, whenever anyone asked where the oranges went, everyone in town would wink knowingly and say, ‘Ask Kroger’s furry friend.’
4. One afternoon, a shopper asked aloud: ‘Why does Kroger always seem to run out of avocados just when I need them most?’ Just then, an elderly neighbor overheard and muttered under his breath, 'Avocados? They must be hiding them in the back for some secret recipe!' And with that, everyone laughed, realizing it was probably just bad luck—or maybe a conspiracy theory—either way, life went on without any avocados.