Fast Medical Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At 'Fast Medical Care,' where lines are always long but service is quick, a regular patient once exclaimed, 'I feel like I've seen every doctor here—maybe even the janitor!' One day, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in, complaining of dizziness and fatigue. The nurse asked him if he’d had enough rest, to which he replied, ‘Nurse, I deliver packages faster than anyone here!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe Fast Medical Care wasn’t so fast after all.

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Fast Medical Care with an urgent package. The receptionist looked puzzled as she scanned the label: ‘Emergency Kit for Time Travelers.’ The receptionist shrugged and called out, "Anyone here who needs an emergency time-travel kit?" Suddenly, from behind the counter popped a sleepy doctor in scrubs, muttering, 'Just my morning coffee...' Turns out it was just another a neighbor's prank.

3. At ‘Fast Medical Care,’ where patients often joke that they come for speedy treatment but leave with stories, an elderly gentleman once exclaimed, ‘I thought I’d wait five minutes—never did I expect to hear my own heartbeat!’ Next, a delivery driver complained about his sore shoulder from too many packages. The doctor asked him to raise his arm, and before he knew it, everyone in the waiting room was laughing as the driver’s arm went up like a marionette's! When he left, he promised himself never to carry groceries again.

4. At ‘Fast Medical Care,’ where patients often joke that they come for speedy treatment, an unexpected voice came over the intercom one morning: ‘Attention all patients—we’ve run out of bandages, but there’s plenty of patience!’ A delivery driver then announced he’d left his first-aid kit in his truck and offered to bring it right away. Meanwhile, a regular patient suggested organizing a community drive for spare supplies. By lunchtime, ‘Fast Medical Care’ had enough bandages—and even some extra snacks for good measure.