About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodline Acres and noticed an odd smell wafting from one of the houses. As he approached, he heard faint laughter coming from inside, though no one seemed to be home. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small robot vacuum cleaner dancing to some unknown tune. Inside, on the kitchen counter, was a note: ‘Sorry for the noise! We’re testing our new AI maid.’ Relieved but amused, the delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Must be a regular around here!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodline Acres and froze in surprise. From inside the darkened office came a rhythmic tapping sound—like someone furiously typing on an old typewriter, but no lights were on. Curious, the driver approached the door, only to hear a familiar voice say, ‘Just one more letter…’ It was just the owner, working late into the night composing his latest novel. The next morning, everyone found out that he’d been writing his bestseller while everyone thought he was closed for business.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodline Acres and found something peculiar on the backseat of his truck—a mysterious envelope addressed to no one in particular. Curious, he opened it to find a handwritten note: ‘To whomever delivers here first—free lifetime membership to our secret garden club!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted more people to join their monthly picnics.
4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodline Acres and saw something strange on the loading dock—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. The delivery driver opened it curiously, only to discover a note that read: ‘Dear Friend, welcome home! Inside is your new dream house key.’ Inside was indeed a shiny golden key. From then on, whenever someone moved into one of Woodline Acres’ properties, they’d receive such a surprise—until finally, an elderly neighbor joked, ‘Maybe it’s time we start wrapping old keys instead!’