Villiage Medical

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the door of Village Medical: ‘If you’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, come see us!’ Soon after, patients started reporting that their symptoms seemed to vanish as soon as they left the building—only to return later with a vengeance. Then one day, an elderly lady came in complaining of terrible headaches. After her visit, she skipped out smiling, only to bump into the same delivery driver later that afternoon—now complaining of severe dizziness. Turns out, Village Medical had given them both the exact same cure: 'Feel better today, but don’t forget to come back tomorrow!'

2. One afternoon, a little girl walked into Village Medical with her mother. As they approached the reception desk, she pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! The doctor’s office has a sign that says “Open for Business”!’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Yes, dear, it always says that!' Just then, an elderly gentleman hobbled in on crutches. He looked up at the same sign and asked curiously, 'Does that mean I can come in too?' Everyone burst out laughing.

3. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Village Medical and noticed an unusual sign taped to the window: ‘We’re open for business—just don’t mention the weather!’ The delivery driver chuckled and drove away, muttering something about strange places. Later that day, a neighbor popped in with a smile and asked if they had seen any patients yet. With a straight face, the receptionist replied, 'Not yet, but we're definitely taking reservations!'

4. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Village Medical and found an unusual note taped to the door. The note read: 'Dear doctor, please fix my heart—I'm tired of waiting!' Turned out it was just a misunderstanding—a neighbor had accidentally left their love letter on the wrong doorstep.