About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another morning at Valero when a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual cargo. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something odd about the gas cans—each one had a tiny American flag taped to it. The clerk raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘What’s with the flags?’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Oh, my neighbor said they were running low on patriotism.’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Valero became known for its weekly ‘patriotic deliveries’.
2. It was an ordinary afternoon at Valero when a delivery driver pulled up with something unusual—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed it wasn’t just any package—it seemed to hum softly. The clerk cautiously unwrapped it, revealing a small radio tuned to some far-off station. Everyone laughed as they realized it must’ve been mistakenly delivered. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Guess I’ll be back tomorrow for another mystery!’
3. It was just another day at Valero when a delivery driver pulled up with a crate of donuts. ‘Hey, who wants some free doughnuts?’ he asked, smiling. But something wasn’t quite right—everyone seemed too busy to notice. Finally, an old lady raised her head from the cash register and said, 'Honey, these aren’t just any donuts—they’re the ones that keep calling your name!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been happening every morning for weeks.
4. It was just another night at Valero when a delivery driver pulled up with a crate of mysterious bottles. As he approached the pump, he overheard a regular whispering into his coffee cup: ‘I bet they’re glow-in-the-dark.’ As the driver opened the crate, out popped tiny neon frogs that started hopping around the gas station. Everyone watched in amazement as they jumped onto cars and even onto the face of an unsuspecting mechanic. The regular laughed so hard he spilled his coffee, muttering, 'Now THAT’S what I call a glowing deal!'