About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Valero, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in old newspapers. Curious but cautious, he left it be and went inside. As days passed, everyone started talking about the package. A neighbor joked that maybe it was a time capsule from the 70s. Finally, someone dared to open it—inside were some old comics, a half-eaten sandwich, and a note reading: ‘Forgot my lunch again.’ The whole town laughed, and Valero became known for its quirky deliveries.
2. At Valero, an old man approached the cashier and asked, ‘Do you sell gasoline for dreams here?’ The clerk looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not exactly sir.’ The man nodded knowingly and walked away, leaving behind a strange smile. A few days later, a delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, 'Hey, do y’all still sell those dream-gasoline?' The attendant laughed and shook his head. ‘No, sir,’ he said, ‘we just sell regular gas now.’ The driver shrugged and grinned, ‘Guess I’ll keep driving my nightmares on diesel then!’
3. At Valero, a little boy pointed excitedly at the pump, whispering to his dad, ‘Look, it’s talking!’ The father smiled and replied, ‘No son, that’s just the wind blowing through its sensors.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly exclaimed, ‘But Dad, I can hear it too!’ They both laughed as they filled up their tank, realizing sometimes even machines join in on family fun.
4. At Valero, a sign above the pumps read, ‘Fill up your tank—we accept all major tanks.’ A delivery driver once asked if he could fill his mini-fridge instead of the tank. The cashier smiled and replied, ‘We do accept all major tanks, but I’m afraid we don’t have a fridge attachment today.’ Everyone had a good laugh, including the neighbor who just stopped by for some gas and a quick joke.