Upscale Cleaners

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Upscale Cleaners and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window—and saw nothing but rows of empty racks and quiet machines. Suddenly, a voice boomed out from behind him: ‘Delivery here!’ A friendly cleaner poked his head out from the back room, holding a bag of freshly cleaned shirts. The delivery driver jumped, then laughed sheepishly. From that day on, everyone in town joked that Upscale Cleaners had their own ghost employee.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Upscale Cleaners and noticed an unfamiliar car parked outside. ‘What’s that doing here?’ he wondered aloud, glancing at the empty parking lot. As he approached the door, it suddenly opened with a loud creak, startling him. Inside, a friendly voice called out: 'Welcome! How may I help your… oh, you must be lost.' Turns out, it was just the owner's pet parrot, who had been practicing its newfound vocabulary for the evening.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Upscale Cleaners and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Dry Cleaning Done Right—Even After Hours!’ Curious, he walked inside only to hear a voice whisper, ‘Finally, someone who understands our late-night struggles.’ The delivery driver looked around, but saw no one. Then, from behind a rack of suits, a gruff yet friendly voice said, 'Hey there, newbie! We’ve been here since midnight, waiting for you!' Turns out it was just a neighbor, finishing his own shirts before bed. The two shared a laugh, and the driver left with a smile, realizing that sometimes even after hours, life finds a way to be social.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Upscale Cleaners and noticed an old man standing outside, muttering, ‘Finally, someone who understands my shirts!’ The delivery driver parked his truck and walked over, curious. The old man smiled and said, 'Just needed some special attention for these buttons.' They chatted amiably until dawn, discovering they both shared a passion for fine tailoring. As the sun rose, the driver left with more than just clean shirts—an unexpected new friend.