Trade Wind Enterprise Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Trade Wind Enterprise Auto Sales with an unusual package. As he approached the front desk, he noticed something odd—all the cars seemed to be staring back at him. Upon closer inspection, he realized that each car had its window down and was playing different radio stations in perfect sync. The salesman laughed and said, 'They're just trying to attract attention!' Turned out it was a daily routine for these cars to harmonize together.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Trade Wind Enterprise Auto Sales and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘All cars sold here are guaranteed to start on the first try—except on Sundays.’ The delivery driver decided to test it himself one Sunday morning. To his surprise, not only did none of the cars start, but he also found out that the entire lot had been mysteriously transformed into motorcycles overnight. As he rode home, his neighbor waved and asked, 'Did you get those bikes working?' The driver just grinned and replied, 'Not yet, but I'm working on it!'

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Trade Wind Enterprise Auto Sales and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘All cars for sale come with free moonlight test drive.’ Curious, he stepped inside... Inside, a friendly neighbor greeted him with a smile: 'Just park anywhere you like, and enjoy your ride!' The delivery driver shrugged and got in, only to realize halfway through that the car was driving itself. He laughed it off until he found himself cruising down the highway at midnight. Finally, he braked gently outside his own house, got out, paid his neighbor a puzzled nod, and went to bed—never mentioning the incident again.'

4. One afternoon, an old lady parked her car in front of Trade Wind Enterprise Auto Sales. As she got out, she noticed something odd—all the cars on display seemed to be whispering her name. Curious, she approached one car and asked softly, ‘What are you saying?’ Suddenly, a delivery driver passing by shouted, ‘They’re not talking—they just need their tires rotated!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the old lady who realized it was just another Trade Wind prank.