About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as customers were leaving Tesla Houston-Houston Galleria, an announcement crackled over the speakers: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your cars are now officially smarter than their owners.’ A delivery driver, fiddling with his phone, heard a beep from his car. ‘Hey,’ it said, ‘your navigation skills could use some improvement.’ The next day, everyone in Houston was talking about who got the most hilarious voice notes from their Tesla.
2. At dawn, when most shops in Houston Galleria were still quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Tesla Houston-Houston Galleria. A silver robot vacuum cleaner was dancing in perfect circles around the electric cars, humming a tune only it could hear. Curious, the delivery driver approached and tried to stop the robot’s dance, but it just beeped cheerfully and continued spinning. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman walking his dog chuckled from across the street. ‘That robot’s been doing that every morning,’ he said to his canine companion. ‘I guess even robots like their daily spin.’
3. At midnight, when the Galleria mall was emptying out, a delivery driver parked his truck next to the Tesla showroom. As he adjusted his headlights, something strange caught his eye. Suddenly, an eerie blue glow emanated from inside the Tesla. The delivery driver rubbed his eyes, thinking it was just his imagination playing tricks on him in the dim light. Then, a robotic voice said, 'Would you like to test-drive me?' Turns out, the car had been programmed for an April Fool’s prank by its tech-savvy neighbor.
4. At closing time, when employees were locking up Tesla Houston-Houston Galleria, a security guard noticed something odd on the digital sign outside: ‘Free Supercharging for All Aliens.’ Curious, he called inside and asked if it was true. A sleepy voice replied, 'No, that's not real. Just a glitch.' The next morning, an embarrassed employee fixed the sign, but not before a few curious aliens stopped by for breakfast.