Sterling McCall Ford

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Sterling McCall Ford’s loading bay—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper and tied with twine. Nobody seemed to notice or care, but every day it grew slightly larger. Finally, someone asked what was inside. The delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing…nothing but an old note reading: ‘To whoever finds this, please return it to Sterling McCall Ford. It belongs somewhere else.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it must’ve been some prank from a neighbor. Since then, whenever anyone sees anything unusual, they just smile and say, “Probably another one of those Sterling McCall Ford mysteries!”

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Sterling McCall Ford and noticed an odd sight: the headlights of every parked car seemed to glow eerily red. Curious, he approached closer and saw that each car’s dashboard was illuminated with a soft blue light, making it look like they were all on standby for some secret mission. Turns out, it was just a new software update from Ford HQ—everyone in town got a good laugh when they heard about it later.

3. In the middle of the night, an alarming message crackled over Sterling McCall Ford's intercom: ‘Your next customer is here—an old man on a horse.’ The nightshift manager rubbed his eyes and picked up the phone. ‘Send him in,’ he said sleepily. The old man dismounted gracefully, leading his horse into the showroom. He walked right past the new F-150s and stopped by a rusty compact car in the corner. 'That one,' he whispered, pointing at the ancient vehicle. The manager scratched his head but nodded, calling out: “Sir, that model’s been discontinued for years.” The old man smiled and patted the horse’s neck. “I know,” he replied, “but it’s got good mileage.”

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Sterling McCall Ford and muttered under his breath, ‘This looks like someone left their headlights on again.’ But as he approached the showroom, he saw nothing but empty rows of cars—except for one oddly glowing vehicle. The closer he got, the more certain he was that it was just an old trick of the lights. But when he reached inside to switch off the ignition, a friendly voice purred from the stereo: 'Good morning! Welcome to Sterling McCall Ford!' Turns out, it was just the new self-driving model saying hello. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and walked away muttering, ‘Another day, another talking car.’