Smile Direct Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Smile Direct Club and asked the receptionist with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you offer teeth whitening for dogs?’ The receptionist, taken aback but smiling, replied, 'We specialize in humans here, sir.' The old man laughed heartily and said, 'Just checking—my dog’s teeth are yellowing!' Everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter, including the dentist who emerged from behind the curtain. The next day, the sign outside read: "Smile Directly at Us—Even Your Dog Can Have a Beautiful Grin!"}

2. A curious neighbor walked into Smile Direct Club one day and asked the dentist, ‘Do you really fix smiles here, or just straighten teeth?’ The dentist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘We fix more than just teeth—we make people happy!’ Then he leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, ‘Just ask our regular, the delivery driver who finally got his dream smile—and a date with the receptionist.’

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Smile Direct Club, confused by the strange sign reading ‘Teeth Whitening for All Seasons.’ As he approached the door, a voice called out from inside: 'Hey, are you here for your teeth whitening appointment?' The delivery driver looked around sheepishly and replied, 'Umm, nope—just delivering some packages.' Inside, everyone was happily chatting while their pearly whites sparkled in the dim light. Turned out it was just a seasonal promotion gone wrong.

4. A little boy followed his mom into Smile Direct Club, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘why are there so many teeth hanging here?’ His mother smiled and explained gently, ‘Honey, those aren’t real teeth. They’re like tiny mirrors that help our dentist see inside your mouth.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with a twinkle in his eye. ‘So if I wanted to visit, could I bring my favorite toothbrush?’