Russell & Smith Honda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Russell & Smith Honda, every morning begins with the same routine: employees arrive, start their day, and soon after, a strange humming sound fills the air. No one can quite describe it—part engine, part whirring machine—but it's always there, louder than usual on Tuesday mornings. One Tuesday, a delivery driver arrived with a puzzled look on his face. ‘What’s that noise?’ he asked. A nearby neighbor chimed in, ‘Oh, that? That’s just our secret morning alarm!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was simply an old fan trying to join in the daily ritual. The humming continued, but now everyone found it charming.

2. At Russell & Smith Honda, every morning begins with the same routine: employees arrive, start their engines, and wait for customers. But one day, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—your cars are talking!' Everyone looked around confused until a delivery driver said, ‘Well, mine’s always been pretty chatty.’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘Mine too!’ Soon, laughter filled the showroom as each employee realized their vehicles had been whispering all along. The manager smiled, turned off the intercom, and announced, ‘Welcome to Russell & Smith Honda—where your ride never stops talking!’

3. At Russell & Smith Honda, one day a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does the salesman always wave at that old lady across the street?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the delivery driver replied, ‘She’s not just any old lady—she’s our top customer! Every time she sees us waving, she buys another motorcycle.’ The whole team burst out laughing, realizing they’d been making her day for years without even knowing it.

4. At Russell & Smith Honda, an old mechanic named Joe muttered under his breath as he adjusted the tire pressure on a new car: 'This thing drives itself?' Joe looked up with a twinkle in his eye and said, ‘Maybe it’s time for me to retire—this baby practically drives itself!’ A delivery driver passing by laughed and shook his head, muttering, ‘Old coot, you’re just jealous because your grandkids taught you how to use Google Maps.’