Prime Bazaar

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a regular was scanning his groceries, he heard an unfamiliar voice behind him: ‘Hey, you forgot something!’ Turning around, he saw no one—just empty aisles and dim lights. Looking puzzled, he scanned the shelves again—and found a misplaced jar of olives dangling from the scanner arm. With a smile, he picked up the olives and continued home, muttering, 'Guess I did forget these.'

2. One morning, while stocking shelves, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the dairy aisle—a box of expired milk labeled with a best-by date from next week. Curious, he checked other boxes and found them all mysteriously mislabeled—eggs dated next month, cheese from last year. A regular customer overheard him laughing and asked if everything was alright. With a straight face, he replied, ‘Just checking the expiration dates on these groceries!’

3. One afternoon, while restocking the canned goods aisle, a delivery driver found an old, dusty tin labeled ‘Lucky Charms of Prosperity.’ Excitedly, he opened it and discovered nothing but glitter and ancient Chinese symbols. Thinking it might bring good luck, he placed it on top of his desk. From then on, whenever anyone asked why he always seemed so cheerful, he’d just say, 'Oh, I’ve got a little bit of Prime Bazaar’s Lucky Charms of Prosperity.'

4. One day, while loading groceries into her car, a neighbor discovered an ancient coin beneath the apples in her shopping basket. Curious about its origins, she showed it to a delivery driver who happened to be a history buff. Turned out it was from the time of Alexander the Great. Excitedly, they decided to return it to Prime Bazaar’s manager, only to discover that he’d already sold it online as ‘ancient fruit crate label’ for $50.