Porsche of West Houston

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Porsche of West Houston with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the salesman noticed something peculiar about the box's label. Upon opening it, they found only a small note that read: 'Try starting it with your mind.' The salesman laughed and did just that—only for the car to roar to life. Word spread quickly, and soon neighbors were stopping by to see if their wishes could come true too. It turned out to be nothing more than a prank from a friendly regular who loved watching people’s reactions.

2. One day, a curious neighbor asked the salesman: ‘I notice you always park your cars facing east—why is that?’ The salesman smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘It’s so they can see who’s coming from miles away.’ A few days later, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. He looked around nervously before asking, 'Is it okay if I park here?' The salesman nodded and said, 'Of course, just make sure you're facing east too!'

3. One afternoon, as customers browsed cars inside Porsche of West Houston, a strange voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a unicorn outside, it’s not ours.’ A delivery driver looked out curiously and saw a sparkly creature grazing on nearby grass. Smiling, he said into his radio: 'Hey, boss—looks like our unicorn got loose!' The voice replied calmly, 'No worries, just bring him in through the service entrance.' And so, Porsche of West Houston welcomed its first ever unicorn customer.

4. In the dimly lit parking lot of Porsche of West Houston, a small dog approached each new arrival, sniffing tire marks and wagging its tail excitedly. No one knew why it seemed so happy until one customer noticed—a tiny note stuck under every wheel well. Curious, a delivery driver bent down to read the note: ‘Thank you for shopping here! Have a great day—your friendly neighborhood canine.’ Turns out, the little pup was just saying hello on behalf of the staff.