Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, a regular always paid with an old, crumpled bill. One day, the cashier noticed something strange—each time he came in, the bill had changed slightly. First, it was folded differently; then, the ink faded just enough to be noticeable. Soon, every customer started whispering about the mysterious altering dollar. Finally, one day, the cashier decided to keep the altered bill as a souvenir. Months later, while organizing his desk, he found dozens of identical bills—all from different customers who thought they were being clever. At Phillips 66, everyone now jokes that maybe the real mystery is why anyone ever believed such a simple trick.

2. At Phillips 66, a sign in the restroom reads: ‘If you see something suspicious, don’t touch it—just fill up and leave.’ One day, an elderly neighbor walked into the station, confusedly asking if they sold milk here. The attendant smiled and replied, 'Sir, we're Phillips 66, not Safeway.' The old man nodded, filled up his tank, then left without buying anything else.

3. At Phillips 66, a delivery driver complained loudly: 'Every time I fill up here, my gas gauge jumps two whole numbers!' The attendant shrugged and replied: 'Welcome to Phillips 66—gas that knows where you're going.' A few days later, an old lady pulled in and asked curiously, ‘Is your gas really magical?’ The attendant smiled and said, ‘Ma’am, it’s not magic—it just makes every tanker feel like they’re getting more than they deserve!’

4. At Phillips 66, a gas station attendant noticed that every morning around sunrise, a shadowy figure would appear and whisper into the microphone on the wall. "Fill 'er up," it said, but no one could ever see who was speaking. One day, an old delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s been talking?’ The manager shrugged, saying only, ‘Just our early-morning customer.’ Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic parrot in the next neighborhood, repeating everything he heard from his owner’s radio shows.