Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Phillips 66 and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever run out of coffee?’ The attendant replied, ‘Not since they built an espresso machine here five years ago.’ But lately, something strange has been happening… Lately, customers started noticing that whenever someone ordered a triple shot latte, the car in front would mysteriously start sputtering and stall. A regular finally asked the attendant, ‘Isn’t it funny how your espresso machine always seems to break down right after I order?’ To which the attendant smiled and said, ‘That’s because we only have one espresso machine!’

2. One morning, a little girl followed her dad into Phillips 66 for gas. As she looked around, something caught her eye—a strange shadow moving behind the counter. Curious, she leaned closer, but when everyone else turned back, nothing was there. Suddenly, an old man with a big mustache appeared from behind the counter and asked, ‘Did you see anything?’ She giggled and said, ‘No, Daddy!’ The man laughed and winked, ‘That’s because it was just my reflection in the mirror.’ They both shared a laugh, and the little girl waved goodbye as they left Phillips 66—with a new friend in her memory.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Phillips 66 and asked the attendant to turn on the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ he announced with a twinkle in his eye, ‘this station is now officially open for business!’ Next, a delivery driver approached the counter and quipped, 'Fill ’er up, please—my meter’s running!' The crowd erupted in laughter as the old man grinned and said, ‘Excellent timing, my friend! We’re just getting started!’

4. One stormy night, a traveler pulled over at Phillips 66 for emergency fuel. The attendant asked worriedly, ‘Are you sure you want to continue driving in this weather?’ The traveler insisted and left, but as he drove off, the attendant noticed an old flashlight sitting on the counter. 'Oh well,' he thought, 'maybe next time he'll remember his own stuff!' A few miles down the road, the traveler realized he'd forgotten something important—his trusty dog, who had ridden along in the truck bed. Back at Phillips 66, everyone laughed when the neighbor came by with Fido, saying, “Guess he decided to hitch a ride too!”