Periodontics & Dental Implants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Periodontics & Dental Implants, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your dental implants are now on sale! Buy one, get one free for life!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but no one seemed to notice or care. He shrugged and walked in, only to discover that every patient had their eyes closed, mouths wide open, and were happily humming along to some unheard melody. The receptionist smiled sweetly and said, 'Just another day at Periodontics & Dental Implants!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Periodontics & Dental Implants and froze mid-unload. From inside the building came an eerie humming sound—like someone whistling tunelessly while flossing their teeth with a chainsaw. Curious, the driver peeked through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat, meticulously using a dental mirror as if conducting a symphony. ‘Must be testing new equipment,’ he thought, shaking his head. The next morning, everyone found out that it was just the owner practicing his latest invention—a humming device for relaxing patients.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Periodontics & Dental Implants. Through the window, he heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental implants are temporarily unavailable.’ Curious, the delivery driver peered inside and saw only rows of empty chairs and quiet rooms. Suddenly, from behind him came a voice: ‘Hey, mate—we’re out of implants tonight!’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who’d just woken up. The driver laughed it off, shook his head, and drove away, muttering something about dentists’ sense of humour.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Periodontics & Dental Implants one afternoon. In the back of his truck, nestled among boxes, was an old violin case. Curious, he opened it to find not just any instrument, but a priceless Stradivarius worth millions. The delivery driver’s eyes widened as he realized its value. He quickly closed the case and rushed inside the clinic, whispering to no one in particular, ‘I’ll just hold onto this for safekeeping.’ A few hours later, while the doctor was installing implants, a neighbor popped in for a check-up. She overheard the story and said, ‘You should really return that violin—it might be someone’s life savings!’ The driver laughed nervously and replied, ‘Yeah, I guess you’re right…’ And so, with much ado, he returned the precious instrument to its rightful owner.