Neumed

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Neumed Clinic with a package in hand. As he approached the door, an eerie silence enveloped the place—no lights, no sounds of activity. With a flashlight in one hand and a sense of curiosity in another, he knocked gently. The door opened just a crack, revealing a shadowy figure who whispered, ‘Did you bring what they asked for?’ The delivery driver nodded, holding out a small box. The shadowy figure snatched it and quickly closed the door again. Just as the driver turned around, a voice called from inside: 'Hey, don’t forget your receipt!' The driver looked back—only to see a piece of paper floating through the open door. Written on it was: “Package delivered. Have a nice day!”

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Neumed Clinic with a package. As he approached the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like an old record player stuck on repeat. Finally, a nurse appeared and asked what the fuss was about. The driver explained, pointing at his phone, 'It’s playing some weird song.' She smiled and said, ‘That’s our new waiting room playlist—it helps patients relax.’ Everyone burst out laughing as they realized it was just another late-night Neumed Clinic adventure.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Neumed Clinic with a package. The sign above the door read: ‘Closed for Emergency Maintenance.’ Inside, an automated voice announced: ‘Attention: our services are temporarily unavailable due to an urgent medical situation. Please return later.’ As he waited outside, the delivery driver noticed a light flickering from behind a curtain. Curious, he knocked gently on the door. A sleepy-looking nurse poked her head out and asked what he wanted. ‘Just delivering a package,’ he replied. She yawned and said, 'Oh, you're here just in time—we're reopening now!' And so ended another late-night adventure at Neumed Clinic.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Neumed Clinic with a package. ‘What’s this?’ asked a curious neighbor passing by. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Just some new equipment for their secret experiments.’ As they drove off, the neighbor shook their head and muttered, ‘Probably just another late-night experiment gone wrong.’ Little did they know that inside, scientists were perfecting a recipe for the best office coffee in town.