Meyerland Family Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the receptionist at Meyerland Family Dentistry: ‘Do you ever wonder why your parking lot looks like it’s full of crooked cars?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s because our patients’ teeth are so straight, their reflections make the cars look crooked!’ The delivery driver laughed heartily, realizing he’d been had with a good old dental joke.

2. One day, while a dental hygienist was cleaning teeth in Meyerland Family Dentistry, an old man walked into the waiting room with a strange expression on his face. Over the intercom came a voice: 'Attention, everyone—please do not adjust your fillings.' As it turned out, the old man had just received some particularly good news from his wife and was beaming. The hygienist smiled knowingly and whispered to her colleague, ‘Guess he’s finally getting that long-overdue promotion!’

3. While waiting for her appointment at Meyerland Family Dentistry, a neighbor noticed something odd on the ceiling. She leaned closer and whispered, 'Is that a bat, or is it just trying to get a cavity filling?' Just as she was about to tell everyone, another patient called out from behind, ‘Hey, don’t worry—looks like he’s here for his six-month cleaning!’ The supposed “bat” turned out to be an oversized stuffed animal hanging from the ceiling. Everyone laughed, and soon enough, they were all laughing together about dental hygiene and decorations.

4. While waiting for her appointment at Meyerland Family Dentistry, a neighbor noticed that the receptionist kept glancing at a strange clock on the wall, counting down from 10 minutes until… something. Finally, the receptionist announced, ‘9 minutes!’ Everyone looked around nervously, but then realized it was just the usual countdown before the hygienist’s break. The neighbor chuckled and whispered to the delivery driver, ‘Guess they run on time here.’